Burglars

[spNOam]

burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus is watching you.'

 

 

The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin and clicked off his torch.

 

 

 

 

When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued his business. Just as he started disconnecting the hi-fi wires, the voice spoke again. 'Jesus is watching you.'

 

 

 

 

The burglar shone his light around the room, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.

 

 

 

 

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

 

 

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'

 

 

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? And who are you?'

 

 

 

 

'Moses,' replied the bird.

 

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

 

 

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'