Winter draws on

[Afishionado]

 

FOR many years I've kept my legs warm in winter by wearing ladies' tights beneath my trousers. I've never found it embarrassing, as they make perfectly good - and economical - leg warmers. As a pensioner saving money and staying warm are my priorities. In summer I switch to wearing cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders

 

Mad Mike

[Newboy]

I wear my bike themo, they keep me warm(ish).

[Bob F]

I think we should have a Coming Out party for Mike.

[Swainiac]

Al I can say Bob, is wait till we have a heatwave and see the length of Mikeys hemline.......phooooooooar!!!!

 

Rich

[Bob F]

...he wears a sort hemline in the summer to keep the flies off his sandwiches...or so I hear.

[Swainiac]

..............trouble is Bob, he keeps toppling off the High heels.............can be a bugger in a force five, alledgedly

 

Rich