Neal Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 When I was younger my granny caught me playing with myself.She was so shocked she had a stroke. Such lovely,soft hands for a 90 year old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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