codpiece Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Acording to Tetly, The best way to make a good cup of tea is to agitate the bag so, Every morning when I wake up I slap my wife on the behind and say- 2 sugars fat arse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pirky Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Made I larf too....... Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassncodformeplease Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 And me (would try it but i get up at 6! she wouldn't be amused ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 OOoooooooooooooor..... Duck goes into the chemist's shop. 'A tube of lipsol please.' 'Certainly, that will be fifty pence.' 'Put it on my bill, please.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this 5h1th0u5e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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