Stuie Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan. ' Nope,' said the old man More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?' The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Talking of being married for some time............. Yesterday my wife Dilys asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're 64 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mw Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 I remeber these days I think mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirky Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Cabin fever has got to the lads again....only a few more weeks boys and you can all go out to play !! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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