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One for the gas men


johnnyb.
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A fisherman once went for parashute lessons and thought he knew what he was doing.He jumped out of the aircraft,pulled the cord for main shute.....looked up ..nothing,pulled the cord for the reserve shute ....looked up nothing.Well he thought it looks like Im going to die.

 

As he was going down he saw someone else going up,so he said"Do you know anything about parashutes mate" and the man said "No sorry mate do you know anything about gas boilers biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

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