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Little Boy


George Fox
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So there's this little boy who is quietly walking home from school one day, as he's walking along the path, a man pulls up in a car and says, "little boy get in my car and I'll take you fishing!"

The little boy looks at the man and firmly says, "No." He then continues walking.

As he turns the corner, the man pulls up once again saying, "Little boy get in my car and I'll buy you a brand new rod and reel!"

Once again the little boy looks at the man and replies "No. I'm not getting in your car!"

He continues once again untill the man pulls up for a third time and says, "Little boy get in my car and I'll take you wrecking mid-channel!"

The little boy, who is getting very frustrated at this point, turns round and says sternly, "Dad, you bourght the Smart car. You sit in it!!!"

 

 

George

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