plaicemat Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Dorset farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother Howard, is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges Edited November 7, 2011 by plaicemat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBettle Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Yep, sounds about right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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