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The critic.


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A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one

night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his

dummy on his knee, he starts going

through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

 

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth

row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of

your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype

Swedish blond women that way?

What does the colour of a woman's hair

have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep

women like me from being respected at

work and in the community, and from reaching

our full potential as people. Its people like you

that make others think that all Blondes

are dumb! You and your kind continue to

perpetuate discrimination against not

only blondes, but women in general...

pathetically all in the name of

humour!"

 

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to

apologize, and the blonde yells:

 

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to

that little shit on your lap."

 

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