great white Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Chicken Surprise A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. 'Please,' says the waiter, 'What you ohder?' The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' PLEASE SCROLL DOWN 'Ah! So solly,' says the waiter, 'I bling you Peeking Duck!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 oh lord, please bring us sunshine and calm weather!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Charlie u really have got cabin fever, look at Tuesday or Thursday 4a day out I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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