Snow McWhite and the 7 dwarves

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  The seven dwarves always left home very early each morning to go to work in the mine.

As always, Snow McWhite stayed at home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.
 
One day as she arrived at the mine with their lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow McWhite began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarves had somehow survived.
 
'Hello. Hello!' she  shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow McWhite again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

 

“VOTE YES FOR ALEC SALMOND AND INDEPENDENCE FOR SCOTLAND”.


Snow McWhite fell to her knees and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God!

At least Dopey is still alive!"