Stuie Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 True Friendship This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after work. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade... "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?" Because he's thinking of getting married." George Fox, Hooky, gaffa and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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