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This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,  after work.

 

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

 

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.

 

Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

 

Because he's thinking of getting married."

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