REAL fun?

[Jack the Lad]

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says.

 

She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man , oh man! Is that good!"

 

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?

 

"He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

 

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

 

And the mans replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got a fishing rod in there!"

 

[Sam]

thats a great joke nice one jack

 

sam

[Bob F]

[Bob F]

Q - Why do men die before their wives?

A - Because they want to!!

 

Ooouch!! Just got smacked across the head. Proves my point I think!