Mark26 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 A Teacher is teaching a class and sees that Johnny isn't paying Attention,So she asks Him."If there are 3 Ducks sitting on a fence and you shoot one how many are left,?.Johnny says None.The Teacher asks Why.?Johnny says because the shot scared them all off.The teacher says Two,but I like your way of Thinking.Johnny asks the Teacher,If you see 3 woman walking out of an ice cream parlour.one is licking her ice cream,one is sucking her ice cream and one is biting her ice cream.Which one is married?. The teacher replies the one sucking her ice cream.Johnny says.No,the one with the wedding ring.But I like how your Thinking. sparky, rich185, Coddy and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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