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A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

 

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

 

As if by magic, a genie appears and grants him one wish.

 

The man thinks for a moment then says " I want to live forever "

 

Sorry said the genie " I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

 

The man thinks for a moment then says " OK then, I want to die after a Labour Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt."

 

 

The Genie shouted  " You Crafty Little Bastard."

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