Retrowagon Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 ack goes to his friend Mike and says ... "I'm sleeping with the vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After mass, he starts talking to the vicar asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the vicar.. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died five years ago." Steve S, sparky, niggle and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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