WHO AM I

[gjb]

​One Monday morning the postman was doing his usual mail deliveries when at one house, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.  At that
precise moment, Dave, the homeowner, was coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow Dave, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented.

Dave, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. We had about 15 local couples over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'

The Postman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

  ‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'

  The postman laughed  and said, 'Sounds fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Dave responded, 'Your name came up 7 times.'​