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PENSION  SEX        

Two men were talking.
  'So, how's your sex life?'
  'Oh, nothing special. I'm having pension sex.'
  'Pension sex?'
  'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'

 

 

LOUD  SEX 
A wife went in to see a sex therapist and said,
  'I've got a big problem, doctor.
  Every time my husband climaxes, he lets out this big yell and a groan.'
  'That is nothing unusual,' the shrink said, 'that's quite normal. I don't see what the problem is.'
  'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'

 

 
QUIET  SEX 
The man came right out and asked his wife after a lovemaking session,
'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
She said, 'You're never home!'