Tough Cowboys

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered."On a trip to the Black

Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening

a young woman.I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

 

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the $#!^ out of all of you!"

 

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

 

"Couple of minutes ago."