Presidential Happenings

[jack]

Bush invited Blair to holiday with him in his Alaskan holiday home. Thinking to "score " over Blair,Bush challenged him to a daily fishing competition.After the end of each of the first 3 days Bush had loads of fish but Blair had none. Suspecting that the opposition was up to something,Blair had his personal Aide follow Bush on the 4th day.When they got in that evening it was Bush 6 Blair 0. Blair sent for his Aide and asked him what was going on ?..." It's just as you suspected boss,he's bloody cheating,,he's been cutting holes in the ice !"....jack

[Sam]

[Paul D]

George Bush is visiting an elementary school and announces to the class,

"You can all ask me questions."

 

A boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions for you":

 

1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?

2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get oil?

3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?

 

Then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

 

15 minutes later the kids come back in class and again Bush says, "You can

all ask me questions."

 

A boy named Charlie raises his and says, "I have 5 questions for you":

 

1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?

2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get oil?

3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?

4) Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?

5) Where is Bobby?

[Newboy]

Have a distinct feeling I've read this joke somewhere not long ago.....