Coddy Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says, 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two,' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four!" What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican. She replied: ........... Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire. There is nothing else to say Coddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnasher Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 what do you do if u see a fire man? put it out man what do you do if you see a space man? park in it man why didnt the lefe gaurd save the hippy? Coz he was to far out man I know u have all heard em b4 anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swainiac Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Dave......u need to get out more......and as it happens, when I return from Alderney, I'm available to crew!!!!! Dan..the oldies are deffo the best! Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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