Swainiac Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 A tiny baby polar bear ventures out into the arctic wasteland for the first time, shaddowed closely by his proud mummy......."Mummy?", he says......"Am I really a polar bear??", "Of course darling", she replies, "Now skip off and meet your family". The baby bear skips of onto the ice flow, meeting a sibling........"Sister.....am I really a polar bear??", he asks......."For sure", she replies........."Ask uncle Arthur", so he skips down to a hole in the ice, where his uncles waited patiently for a seal to surface. "Uncle......am I really a polar bear?"..........."why, of course" replies uncle......."Really really??", he asks.........."Why yes!", came his reply............ "Then why am I so chuffin' cold!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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