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Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot

 

Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men

should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

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The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain

phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one

hour period.

 

It was then observed that 100% of the men:

 

talked excessively without making sense;

became overly emotional;

couldn't drive;

failed to think rationally;

argued over nothing;

had to sit down while urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

 

 

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