One From My Sister In Florida

[plaicemat]

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live

far and would just walk home.

 

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a

bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock

dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem:

how to carry all of his purchases home.

 

While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little

old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell

me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

 

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616

Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this

lot"

 

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the

bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each

arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

 

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the

old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and

go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I

am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I

know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against

the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

 

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an

anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I

possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the

bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the

chickens.

 

[Manic Moore]

 

 

Nice one

 

I know a similar one about George Michael, but it's probably not for this site!

 

 

[Coddy]

Nice one

 

I know a similar one about George Michael, but it's probably not for this site!

 

 

Bet he had a gay old time

 

Coddy

[Manic Moore]

 

 

Yes, along those lines