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Bank Of Ireland is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new

 

'Drive-thru' cash point machines

where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their

vehicles.

To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities we have

 

conducted intensive behavioural

studies to devise appropriate procedures for their use. Please read the

procedures which apply

to you and remember them for when you use our new machines for the first

time.

 

Procedures For Our Male Customers

 

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Wind up window.

7. Drive away.

 

 

Procedures For Our Female Customers

 

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash

machine.

3. Re-start the stalled engine.

4. Wind down the window.

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate

card.

6. Turn the radio down.

7. Attempt to insert card into the cash machine.

8. Open car door to allow easier access to the cash machine due to the

excessive distance from the car.

9. Insert card.

10. After "Invalid Card' is displayed ? Remove Marks & Spencer Charge

Card

and insert correct Cash

Point Card.

11. Remove Cash Point Card.

12. Re-insert Cash Point Card the right way up.

13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside

back

page.

14. Enter PIN.

15. Press 'Cancel' and re-enter correct PIN.

16. Enter amount of cash required.

17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

18. Retrieve cash and receipt.

19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

21. Re-check make-up.

22. Drive forward 2 metres.

23. Reverse back to cash machine.

24. Retrieve card.

25. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot

provided.

26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

27. Drive for 2-3 miles.

28. Release hand brake

 

 

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