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Chat Up Line (15 Cirtificate)

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chat up line

 

a man goes up 2 a woman and says "you wanna play army?"

 

Woman replies "year"

 

Man replies "brilliant!!! so i will lie down and let you blow the hell outa me"

 

 

 

JOKE

 

A penguin walks in to a crouded pub and starts looking around in there.

 

He goes to the bar and says "escuse me mate, have you seen my brother"

 

the barman looks back and replies, "im not sure, what does he look like" rolleyes.gif

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