Wedger Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 A big city lawyer went duck shooting in rural Dorset. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best courtroom lawyers in England and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 awww painful ive heard that before but about a farmer and an egg a proper classic sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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