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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper


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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small.

 

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

 

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs.

 

How long will this take?" I asked.

 

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

 

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?"

 

Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

 

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Coddy

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