Afishionado Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 A winter time tip.......... FOR many years I've kept my legs warm in winter by wearing ladies' tights beneath my trousers. I've never found it embarrassing, as they make perfectly good - and economical - leg warmers. As a pensioner saving money and staying warm are my priorities. In summer I switch to wearing cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders. Mad Mike Quote
jack Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 Mike,I hear that covering youself with a thick layer of goose fat works too...jack Quote
duncan Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 a damm good heater and SWMBO in the stockings is a much better way to go surely.......... Quote
Wedger Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 Mike,I hear that covering youself with a thick layer of goose fat works too...jack Makes holding your rod a bit tricky Quote
Afishionado Posted December 7, 2005 Author Report Posted December 7, 2005 SWMBO in the stockings What?? Mad mike Quote
Paul J Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 rubbing vasoline into your hands works well Quote
blueboatdriver Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 Stockings; suspenders; goose fat; vaseline. Surely I must be on the wrong forum again. Quote
Newboy Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 Somehow I don't think goose fat, vaseline, suspenders with long handles go together on a boat, just think once slip and 'ouch....' the rod can end up where the sun doesn't shine..... Quote
DommyBoy Posted December 8, 2005 Report Posted December 8, 2005 A quick tip for avoiding getting cold toes....... RUB A GOOD AMOUNT OF DEEP HEAT (OR SOMETHING SIMILAR) INTO YOUR TOES (ON THE SKIN) BEFORE YOU YOU GO OUT. I do this before i play football on a really cold evening on a damp pitch. this keeps the toes roasty toasty! OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh YYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss! (said in the churchill dog way) Dom Quote
Afishionado Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Posted December 8, 2005 Somehow I don't think goose fat, vaseline, suspenders with long handles go together on a boat, just think once slip and 'ouch....' the rod can end up where the sun doesn't shine..... think goose fat, vaseline, suspenders with long handles My goodness that thought has brought me out all hot and flustered! Talk dirty to me baby! Mad Mike Quote
Coddy Posted December 8, 2005 Report Posted December 8, 2005 Talk dirty to me baby! Mad Mike Ok then, Mud, slime, stinking fish guts, old squid, blood, bilge water, grease ......... Is that enough???????? Coddy Quote
TomBettle Posted December 8, 2005 Report Posted December 8, 2005 Stockings; suspenders; goose fat; vaseline. Surely I must be on the wrong forum again. Strikes me this is the right forum!!!!! Quote
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