crazy fred Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.After three day's of walking,they arive at a great spot but relize theve forgotten the bottle opener.the first turtle turns to the second and say's,"youv'e gotta go back and get the bottle opener otherwise we can't have beer. "no way" say's the second "by the time i get back you will have eaten all the food." "i promise i wont" say's the turtle "just hurry" Nine full day's later there is still no sign of the second turtle.Exasperated and starving,the first turtle tucks into the sandwiches. Suddenly the second turtle pops up from behind a rock and yell's " I knew it "im not f-----g going". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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