A Day In The Life Of A Makerall

[crazy fred]

First of all you steam out for 5 miles to find a shoal of your favourite bait fish .Gently you let out a trace of your best mackerel lures then proceed to load the live well tank up to the brim with the striped beauties by ripping them out of there habbitat with a huge up and down jerking motion by there heads and seperating their vertebres from one end of their body to the other.happy with this, you put them in recovery for 20-30 mins .

You then reach your secret fishing mark and drag one of those fully recovered striped beauties out of its slumber and stick a 6/0 hook through its nose ,so now its got a bloody nose and a headache to die for.then lowered to the sea bed and scared shitless for a couple of drifts by fish giving it the evil eye.By now it's thinking the pair trawlers looked a good bet for a peacefull end to its life,But no you wind it up at warp speed ready for another drift hung in mid air gasping for water till the next drift.

Next drift and its his last chance before certain death by an angler who recons its his fault why he's not catching.Perhaps his stripes are to far apart or his eyes are to close together, whatever he'll end up in the bin forgotten to become ground bait or rubby dubby.So this drift he put's a big effort in, and preditory fish are going to get the fin or in our world the finger as he passes by, enough to upset any one.Well its worked bertie bass has lurched at the bait and the bait legs it behind a rock the simple angler thinks it's a bite and yanks him out of his safe haven , then wallop bertie bass yomps him in one go and the anglers got bertie so the only one who ends up happy is the angler, who either puts the bass back which would also would make the bass happy or option 2 gets turn't into lunch or diesel tokens ?