DommyBoy Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 A Polar Bear walks into a pub and says to the barman..... "Can i have a pint of.................................. ................................................................. ................................................................... .....................................................................Lager!" The barman replies "Yes....But why the Big pause?" The Polar Bear looks down and replies "I was born with them!" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Quote
Newboy Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Bloody ell, where do you get them? An antique shop or down the local carboot sale..... Quote
Bob F Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 What animal would you like to be on a cold day??? A little otter!!! Quote
Swainiac Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 a baby polar bear is talking to his mummy....." Mummy....am I really a Polar bear??" "Of course littlun", she replies......." Now nip off and play". He skips off over the ice, and meets his dad......."Daddy......am I really really a polar bear????", "Of course you are son", his father says........" Now skip off and learn to hunt with your uncle",..................he skips off, " Uncle Teddy........Am I really really really a Polar bear???????", "Of course you are......dont be so silly". "Then why am I so bloody cold???" The old ones are the best/worst. Rich Quote
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