Committee Members Decision

[crazy fred]

One day in the future,martin burt dies of over fishing. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

 

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

 

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." martin thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

 

In it was charley trying to build a boat stood in a large pool of grp. He just kept laying up fibreglass mating. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, martin said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good grp laminator and I don't think I could do that all day long."

 

The devil led him to the next room. In it was crazy catching bass one after another. All he did was keep catching, time after time after time. "No iv'e never done that, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was catch bass all day," commented martin.

 

The devil opened a third door. In it, martyn saw tommy lapdance smith, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. martyn took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

[jack]

Totally Excellent ! ! ...jack

[Newboy]

I can see Jack is envious of Martin.....

[jack]

Cheeky Sod Kam. You know i couldnt do that. I've got a bad back. !! however if there was a nice high divan.............. jack