crazy fred Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Surprise One evening, as charly and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little sam who shouts out, "Uncle martin! Come quick! The bull is shagging the cow!" Uncle martin, highly embarrassed, takes young little sam aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said, 'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you picked up at a club meeting," he says. A few days later, little sam comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. "Uncle martin! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle martin says, "Thank you little sam, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you know." "Yes he can!" replies sam, "He's shagging the horse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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great white Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Fred How did you know my brother called martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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