Whilst The Cats Away?

[Afishionado]

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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular

Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was

not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood

slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do

you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

 

She replied, "Probably out fishing with his mates!!

 

[crazy fred]

is that the best you can do

 

 

Headache

It's a beautiful warm spring day and Crazy and his wife visit the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.

 

He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at mrs crazy in the wavy dress. Then crazy, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

 

Crazy suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then Crazy suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"

 

... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

 

Then, quickly Crazy grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

 

[Afishionado]

LOL So that's why you took up fishing?

 

Mad Mike