The Rooster

[Coddy]

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

 

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old

 

fart, time for you to retire."

 

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of

 

these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have

 

the two old hens over in the corner?"

 

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking

 

over."

 

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you

 

round the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the

 

entire chicken coop."

 

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old

 

man.

 

So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."

 

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young

 

rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the

 

farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the

 

gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining

 

fast.

 

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front

 

porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -

 

BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.

 

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay

 

rooster I bought this month."

 

 

 

>>> > > Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and

 

treachery will always overcome youth and skill. ..........Now where could

 

I apply that moral????????????

 

Coddy

[Fugazi]

Just one more foul yolk about poultry in motion and I'll eggsplode.