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FISHIN' POX

 

 

SYMPTONS-

Continual complaint as to the need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation.

Patient has a blank expression ie tony blair on a good day, sometimes deaf and blind to the wife. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tide tables and Internet fishin' pages. Hangs out in poole angling centre

longer than usual. Secret night visits to post messages at

poole small boat angling club and Bass Fishing Home Page.

Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone.

NO KNOWN CURE

 

Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal.

Victim should go FISHIN' as soon as and

as often as possible.

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