Women!!!

[TomBettle]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The

frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

 

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed

to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ....... times ten!"

 

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be

the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do

realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man

that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to". The

woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful

Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

 

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her

second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by

far. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's

okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

 

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world! The frog then

inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she

answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

 

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

 

ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop

here and continue feeling good.

 

Male readers: Please scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral

of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let

them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

 

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to

show that women are nosey cows and never listen!!!

 

 

 

[Sam]