Newboy Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Fred woke up with a splitting headache the morning after his birthday pub crawl with his mates. There's a glass of water and 2 asprin tablets on the dressing table. He took the tablets and went into the bathroom where he saw he'd a black eye. Fred went downstairs where his son was watching telly, a cooked breakfast on the table with a note from Mrs Crazy: "See you tonight, love you xxx", he was puzzled and asked crazy junior what happened last night. "You came in at 3:00 in the morning pissed out of your head, felt over and caught the coffee table with your right eye. Mum and I took you upstairs, as mum was taking off your pants you shouted:"F8ck off bitch, I'm married"...... 2 asprin -- 30p, a cooked breakfast -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy fred Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 id be a bit more concerned as where i got a son from!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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