Gnasher Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 1st big blue bear walks in2 a bar....ouch 2nd big blue bear walks in2 a bar.......ouch 3rd big blue bear walks in2 a bar, and says to the barman......."can i have a pint of..ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............................................................beer please" the barman looks back oddly.........."why the big pause?" big blue bear looks back and says, "i was born with them" (paws) a proper school boy joke Quote
blueboatdriver Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 A horse walks up to the bar and the barman says, "why the long face?" Quote
crazy fred Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 horse replies what the bloody hell has it goto do with you sad eyes Quote
DommyBoy Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 Danny, Danny, Danny....... I used that one about 3 months ago with a Polar Bear...... You idiot! Quote
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