Football And Fishing

[Paul D]

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she

spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced

by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was

Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the

jaws of a 20 foot shark!

 

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the

poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them

there in time.

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white

tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a

harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two

reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long

clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat

along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard

frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

 

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and

said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought

the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see

that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model

for sportsmanship to other countries."

She knighted them and sailed away.

 

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and

knows everything about our country."

 

"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up ?"

[Newboy]

[reg]

nice one