The Luck O' The Oirish

[Swainiac]

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section

and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four

of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddyand Gerry pay for the

birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to

the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the

1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two

birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the

cliff.Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way

to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of

his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says,

 

"Boogar dat. Dis budgie jumping is too flippin' dangerous for me!

 

THERE'S MORE...

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop

too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another

cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy.Watch

dis," Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws

himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the

parrot.Seamus continues to plummet down and

down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

 

Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting

either!"

 

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean

appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard

box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its

legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until

he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

 

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "For heavens sake lads. First dere was Gerry with

his budgiejumping,

den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean and his flippin hengliding!"

 

 

[Sam]

o dear

[Wedger]

 

 

Badger........

 

you need tum t'erapy lad...........

 

and I've da very t'ing

Edited July 5, 2006 by Wedger

[jack]

Keep up the good works fellas,its just like the off season.

[boybilly]

You are one sad mother Rich. Hope youre flight went OK mate. Will PM you. BB

[crazy fred]

microwave and a packet of lightbulbs " microlighting"

Edited July 9, 2006 by crazy fred