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DommyBoy is getting married this saturday to Nikki Maxim.....Good Luck bruv........hope the day goes well..........and beware my bestman speech.........i could include the about the big bass that u claimed the credit for after taking it to the BBQ saying how u caught it, but really it was Gordons fish.....but i wont ph34r.gif

 

Goodluck and see u sat...........

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Dom' marriage is a grand institution as long as you realise that your beloved wife will insidiously take over your life. They (all women) do this on the basis that the man they have chosen has a multitude of faults AND THEY ARE GOING TO CHANGE THEM INTO A PERFECT CREATURE sad.gif .

 

Most men foolishly resist this take over and by doing so add just another fault to the list SHE ALREADY HAS ON YOU!!!! sad.gif

 

So knowing this, a smart bloke tries to go along with his beloved and allows her to mold him into the perfect husband. At this point she decides that you are no longer interesting and buggers off with the postman mad.gif

 

Still wanna get married??? laugh.gif

 

Mad Mike

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