crazy fred Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 (edited) A woman was shopping at her local Asda supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As the woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at an Asda check out, a PBSBAC member was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the PBSBAC member calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the member to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The member replied, "'Cause you're ugly" Edited October 9, 2006 by crazy fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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