Member Removed Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 A man walks into a bar, orders a pint of beer and sinks it in one. He puts the glass down and walks out the patio to the balcony. Immediately climbs the railings and jumps off. The whole bar is stunned by what they saw, even more so when they saw the man walk back in again. Again he orders a beer, sinks it and goes out onto the balcony. One of the drinkers, totally amazed, tried to stop him. The drinker, confused by what he saw asks him to stop. "What kind of crazy fool are you? This bar is 30 floors up, you can't jump." The jumper replies, "It's OK mate, this beer is a special export brew, full of bubbles. Just sink it back in one and the bubbles fill your lungs with air and you float down, it's great" With that he jumps over the edge again. Once again, the jumper comes back in the bar and orders a beer. The drinker is totally convinced by now and orders the same beer. He gluggs it in one and walks out to the balcony, over the rail and jumps off. He plummets 30 floors, SPLATT, to a sticky end. Back up in the bar, the barman turns to the man and says "You're a B*****D when you're drunk Superman !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DommyBoy Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Nice one Ian, That will be used in my next team meeting as the ice breaker! good to see you onboard mate! Dom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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