britboard Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 please tell all your lady friends to take note of this, and keep your eyes on the road, PLEASE!. This morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Polo with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. Can you believe this? I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the steak and kidney pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Stevie and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy fred Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 I can't believe you were so buisey you wernt watching GMTV on the sat nav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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