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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

 

 

 

Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special.

 

I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know:

 

 

 

I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

 

 

 

 

 

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LOUD SEX:

 

 

 

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem,

 

doctor.

 

 

 

Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear

 

splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

 

I don't see what the problem is" "The problem is," she complained, "It

 

wakes

 

me up!"

 

 

 

 

 

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QUIET SEX:

 

 

 

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife

 

during a recent lovemaking session,

 

 

 

"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at

 

him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

 

 

 

 

 

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CONFOUNDED SEX

 

 

 

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and

 

torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could

 

give

 

him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery

 

since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be