Gnasher Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. >He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. > >Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. > >He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. >While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, >kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. >While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this >guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!" > >He's probably sent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. >I saw >how he kissed your neck. > >If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. > >Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. > >This guy is obviously very serious. > >If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" > > >His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. >He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any >Vaseline". > >I told him it was in the bathroom. > >Be strong honey. >I love you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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