Escaped Convict

[Gnasher]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

>He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

>

>Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

>

>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

>While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of

her,

>kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this

>guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!"

>

>He's probably sent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

>I saw

>how he kissed your neck.

>

>If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.

>

>Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

>

>This guy is obviously very serious.

>

>If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

>

>

>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

>He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any

>Vaseline".

>

>I told him it was in the bathroom.

>

>Be strong honey.

>I love you too.