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Dans Attacked By A Pysco Hooker


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Just thought id share my encounter with you all........Last Thursday, 2.30pm i was driving through Old Christchurch road in bmth, Just past the Lytten Tree Pub in the pouring rain and all when all of a sudden i have to jam on my breaks as a big fight is going on in the road and happens to carry accross my bonnet once i have stopped....

 

Its between 2 skanky looking women, whilst a huge blackman whoes part of the group watches on from the side.

 

It soon stops, and one then stands in front of the car so i cant drive off then without warning, the other jumps into the back of my car and sits in my daughters baby seat. The other then tries to jump in the otherside..........

 

So....what to do....let all 3 in, or speed off with just one loonie in.....thats what i did......

 

Ive pulled away and just behind me in the back seat, ive got some gross looking women covered in scabs, she then asks to borrow my mobile phone, so i tell her to get lost, meanwhile im trying to still drive away from the others, then she tells me she owes money for drugs. She then asks if i have any lose change which i then decline......im still bricking it as ive a raving lunitic drug addict behind me, even though shes only a women, im still thinking that im going to get a knive in me or something.

 

She now gets mad, and demands i drive her to the Asda cash point, draw out my money and give it to her.....................Again, ive told her where to go......in my worst french...........Just as i see a space to pull over and attemp to wrestle her out, she leaps over me, attacking me as she spies my credit card wallet and phone in a small dish out oh her reach.....im still driving, whilst this mental women is doing her best to give me a battering...........Fighting, whilst trying not to crash is a new one.....I could never multi task laugh.gif

 

I just emergancy stop the car, fight her off, grab my stuff, and keys and jump out, whilst shes still in the back...........i open her door, but she wont get out, i then wrestle her out of the car, and she again goes nuts, blaming me coz now she has to pawn her phone in to get money.............

 

Once out, she has one last ditch attempt to raise some funds...............SHE OFFERS ME THE 'BUSINESS FOR HALF PRICE'........................Like im going to pay to sh@g some dirty scabby heroin addict hooker.....no thanks.........

 

I then find to community officers on the beat who send me to the station where i make a statement and look through over 300 pics on a database matching her description.....I picked someone, but im not really sure what was lurking behind the face, so i said that i couldnt be sure if it was the right person..........

 

even though its women, if you have an unknown drug addict whos desperate for cash, it can still unnerve you as i was worried that i could be stabbed, or attacked with a needle, or anything....................

 

Actualy, who cares if its a women, in this case, i should of stuck one on her chin and drove her to the station, but all in hindsight...........

 

 

Ive had the pi$$ taking out of me from my mates ever since though mad.gif

 

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Dan, Toms can be quite scary creatures. When in the job, I was on a crime unit in So'ton city centre, around the Jungle, and we used to give the girls three warnings, then nick em. All sorts of offers used to ensue, once you have 'em in bracelets on the back seat of the unmarked!! Funny how the pimps soon thin out once their bitches are nicked!!!!

 

Nice story mate....remember to9 doa few things before using your car again.

 

A). Check the entire inside for gear or bent cards.

 

cool.gif. Wash the kiddies seat....these craetures carry some awfull germies.

 

C). Sell your car..........theyve got your number!!!!!

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Im at the Lansdowne also but thankfully a bit further away.

 

Most people i showed at work didn't believe it was true until i confirmed it was a mate

 

shocking!

 

PJ

I work right on Oxford Road opposite Bournemouth Police Station and believe me that doesn't stop the junkies, prozzies, alkies, chavs or any other like-minded group of people behave in whatever manner they feel like right outside the Nick, in broad daylight, most days of the week.

There is a refuge further up Oxford Road.

It's quite entertaining from my vantage point at my desk in the window on the first floor- the old saying is true, people hardly ever look up!

 

My last encounter with a lady of ill repute was not as bad as Dan's but when I was ordering a drink at a dingy night-club on Poole Quay, one who was standing behind me asked me to buy her a drink. I refused, so she bit my shoulder and stayed clamped on like a rabid bulldog. A swift backhander to the nose made her release (what a gent I am) and I made a hasty withdrawal out of the exit to avoid a large gentelman who came lumbering towards me from a dark corner on the other side of the dancefloor! laugh.gif

 

Thankfully the skin on my shoulder wasn't broken! biggrin.gif

 

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I shouldnt laugh at him really but every time i think about it i pi$$ myself just cos it was him. I remember recieving the text.....

 

"Bruv, ive just been mugged by a skanky,scab ridden hooker"

 

Was concerned at first but when i called him up and he said he was OK i couldnt help myself and burst into laughter!

 

 

Sorry bruv its just the type of women you attract!

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